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Question

I just found ******* pube shavings in my ******* bathroom.
WTF ?

God. I hate my cousin. He's a ******* douchebag of an asshole.
Now, when I hit him, my mom's gonna ask why, and I'll have to say "oh, it's because he shaved his ******* pubes in my bathroom" and it'll be awkward.

What a ******* dick.

Answer 1

Wtf?!



Save the pubes and sprinkle them in his mouth while he's asleep.

Answer 2

Bake him a cake and put the pubes in it...

Answer 3

LOL.sorry but that's funny.

Answer 4

you sure do have a dirty mouth for a cute girl ,, omg ! i love pretty girls with dirty mouths !